I warned them about problems with using "Old Diabetes" as their canine unit. He'll alert on anything edible and the only time he found drugs was a bag of pot brownies.
Orlando could have used a good drug-sniffing K9. A well-trained Belgian Malanois wouldn’t have made such a stupid mistake.
Hmmm - convenience store about 4 nights ago - there were at least 4 maybe 5 cop cars surrounding a pickup at the pumps.
Yeah, they had the dog out. It’s not too bad of an area so I pulled out, hit the McD’s next door for a couple cheap burgers and was on my way. They had this thing all boxed in.
“Orlando could have used a good drug-sniffing K9. A well-trained Belgian Malanois wouldn’t have made such a stupid mistake”.
My Mom’s dog would’ve known immediately.
Hint: His name is Dunkin.
Course, then there wouldn’t be any ‘evidence’ left lying around to test.
I had just returned to base from one of my missile alerts and I had just got back to my barracks room. It was about noon, I was tired and hungry, so I was at my desk making a ham and cheese sandwich when the LEs came into the dorm with the drug dog. My room door was open and as they walked by the dog went nuts and they told him to find "it." The dog came right over to me and put his head on my leg and looked up with begging eyes.
The dog's handler saw the packages of ham and cheese on my desk, smiled, shook his head and pulled the dog out of my room.
I warned them about problems with using "Old Diabetes" as their canine unit. He'll alert on anything edible and the only time he found drugs was a bag of pot brownies.