Here in the Northwest, it is getting colder and the rains and thunder are moving in. One year we had the Columbus Day storm of 100 mph winds. I sense that another similar storm is on the way.
We should do something about our weather now before it gets worse. The weather sucks and people are standing around, doing nothing. I would like to see 70 degree weather every day with no rain, winds or ice. I would like days when the birds are singing and the people are laying back in harmony with the earth. If everyone would go outdoors and wave their fans to the north, we could push that nasty weather back where it came from. Also, if we could tie rockets to the earth and slow its rotation, we would have longer days and more time for the sun to warm the air. There’s things we could do.
sarc/
I really like your idea of using rockets, but the climate communists really just want your bank account.