[blueunicorn6]

How I attack a kayak is, I wait until it’s good and dark and then I sneak up behind it and put a full Nelson on it.

A half Nelson will only work if you’re attacking a raft.

[Chickensoup]

I wait until it’s good and dark and then I sneak up behind it and put a full Nelson on it.

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This is disturbing, on many levels....