Detroit Firefighter Fired for Bringing ‘Racially Insensitive’ Watermelon to Work

Breitbart ^ | 8 Oct 2017 | Katherine Rodriguez

[Verginius Rufus]

That may not be a stereotype...but is it cultural appropriation?

MDFBs (melanin-deficient featherless bipeds) don't stand a chance...whatever they do, it's wrong.

[maxwellsmart_agent]

Hey, I like watermelon. Why would they fire a man for bringing watermelon to work? Suppose I brought a bunch of pierogies and Kielbasa for everybody. Would I be fired?

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

So, cancel the fried chicken, wings, ribs and clear soda?

[Kickass Conservative]

I always make a point of only purchasing Racially Sensitive Watermelons no matter the cost or how far I need to travel to procure one.

If they don’t have the Racially Sensitive Alliance Seal on them they are not welcome in my Racially Sensitive Home.

In fact, I will never even put one in the trunk, oops, make that the front seat of my Racially Sensitive Car, even though I am having some trouble dealing with the fact that my Car is Red, just like the Indingenous People that my Italian Ancestor Cristopher Columbus murdered with his own bare hands.

[a real Sheila]

Fried chicken? YOU’RE FIRED!
Collard greens? YOU’RE FIRED!
Watermelon? YOU’RE FIRED!
Fried catfish? YOU’RE FIRED!
Chitlins? YOU’RE FIRED!

Schlitz Malt Liquor? YOU’RE HIRED!

[a real Sheila]

They shoulda fired his ass!
Everybody knows you bring cantaloupe, not watermelon on your first day of work!

How gauche!