[sparklite2]

Mmm-hmm.

[bagster]

I got a contingency plan for the Russian invasion. Hear me out, this is good.

1.) Let Russia invade, put up sham resistance.

2.) Let the new Russian overlords kill all the democrats, moslems, and ship the Mexicans back to their wonderful homeland.

3.) Once that is accomplished, we conduct Operation Wolverine 1776 and wipe those commie bastards off the map.

4.) Take the rest of the day off.

Whaddya guys think? Plausible?