Well boys, I guess this is it. Nuclear combat toe to toe with the Norks.
Whaddya say fellas. Let’s check our bug out bags.
In them you’ll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days’ concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination NORK phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in gook bills; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Just did that. Leaving now.
Great list!
I must say, prophylatics? :) What if we have to repopulate the world? LOL! ;) (j/k, FRiend). :)
Although the lipstick might help. ;)
Take care,
Julie