Forget ballistic missiles. I see North Koreans rampaging down our streets waving banana peels. People fleeing in fear.
They know bananas grow on trees, right?
Students need motorized windowless boxes to move around in; doors are an optional accessory for the well-heeled. Some models will come with build in petting kittens, milk and cookies available at special stops along their routes. Racing the boxes results in immediate revocation of mobility permits and loss of kitten.