[Billthedrill]

Well, of course it's satire. This couldn't happen. 7th fleet is in the western Pacific.

And destroyers don't hit buildings. Most of the time. Well, less than 50%, anyway.

[BradyLS]

Buildings are a menace to navigation because the sophisticated electronics the Navy uses aren’t calibrated to detect them. This needs to be remedied with more contracts to electronics firms to develop more complicated gizmos and gadgets that can do that.