You obviously never spent time in the military. Our humor is dark, and some of the things we do while on liberty, while not illegal would make a stripper blush. We are not angels by any stretch of the imagination. My days from Pvt to Sgt before I got it out of my system and married the woman who has been my wife for the last 30 years were epic!
Also married 30 years - but candidly, do you not regret those sexual excesses and the diseases you may have contracted, etc.? And how does your wife feel about it? Does she not secretely wish you had saved yourself for her? (No need to reply to me; such questions are between a man and his wife, and God).