Well, you are lying. The one you want to have your back in combat is the guy who participated in a Bible study the night before and went to bed early, not the half-drunk, hung-over moron who spent the entire night carousing.
Have you been in combat?
Looks to me like you have no idea what you are talking about. I would gladly take a lot of socially unacceptable troops into combat.
Which gets back to my initial statement: “A soldier that won’t F*** won’t fight”
Yea I will take them over your fantasy world.