Nice to know there is still hope. LOL
One day, a son was having a tantrum, and I said, “I hope he gets his period soon: then he’ll feel better.” The daughter in question said, “I hate it when you say things like that!” and I said, “You’re the one who believes a man can turn into a woman by wishing it so, so shut the freep up.”
She turned a funny color and casually wandered out of the room.