Why not 200 frigates and 80 subs?
“Yes, because the Navy that won at Tripoli or Midway were not exhausted at all. “
Because they are not needed to accomplish the current mission assignments.
“Why not 200 frigates and 80 subs?”
Well, you can’t have that, but...
...if you’re an American citizen, you are entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool!
A microwave oven! (Don’t watch the food cook)
A Dyna-Gym! (I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home.)
A king size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown water bed with polybendum!
A foolproof plan, and an airtight alibi.
Real simulated Indian jewelry.
A Gucci shoetree!
A year’s supply of antibiotics.
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth, and Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number.
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick.
Rosemary’s baby!
A dream date — in kneepads — with Paul Williams.
A new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped!
A Winnebago! Hell, a herd of Winnebagos, we’re giving ‘em away!
Or, how about a McCulloch chainsaw!?
A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby’s arm holding an apple?