Pocahontas married a member of the English gentry and stayed in England. Wouldn’t that be elitist or something. Or, what would you call a cookie that was red on the outside and white on the inside? Shouldn’t the antifags call her a . . . cherry Oreo or something? Maybe a Cheerio?
She died within 9 months of arriving in England. Probably had no immunities to the viruses from elsewhere.
-PJ
Princess Pocahontas persuaded her father and tribe to adopt open borders
Gotta give her snaps
Even though it didn’t turn out so good
She also became a Christian.