[Governor Dinwiddie]

First rule of relocating, based upon a lifetime of empirical evidence: stay away from the Amish, any and all Amish.
 

[Thumper1960]

I live in Amishland. There are thousands of them all around me. You wimps can stay in your little safe spaces. It takes real men and real women to live in the shadows of constant danger.

[Former Proud Canadian]

Really? I’m retiring to an area populated by a lot of Mennonites and Amish folk in Northern Ontario. Many of them speak English with a slight German accent, although they were born in Canada. Should I be worried?