[artichokegrower]

Just 10 days before ratifying the Paris Agreement, in June 2016, the “environmentally friendly” Norwegian government granted new oil licenses

Don't they understand. The Paris Agreement was established to economically penalize just the United States.

[budj]

“...activists were unlawfully detained after entering the exclusion zone of Statoil’s Korpfjell well...”

Dear STUPID,

Generally, the phrase “exclusion zone” implies it’s illegal to enter the zone. You should’ve been sunk. Now that would be pollution.

[ichabod1]

They arrested a ship?

[TMA62]

Was Jill Stein the captain?

[CrazyIvan]

I know the military budget is tight but can’t we spare just one Mark 48?

[rktman]

Now asset seizure in this case, I approve of. These assclowns participate in high seas piracy and interfering with commerce. Walk the plank mateys.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Norway Arrests Greenpeace Ship and 35 Activists

Now, if they could just arrest and deport the murdering-rapists polluting Norway.

[katana]

Maybe Norway can crop the crew off on the beach near this mythic town. Everybody carries a rifle because the polar bears outnumber the residents ten to one. Perfect spot for genuine lovers of the wild.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Lock ‘em up and feed ‘em lutefisk.

[arthurus]

Don’t arrest them. Sink the ship. It is a pirate vessel.

[Moltke]

It’s OK to rape their womenfolk, BUT DON’T MESS WITH THEIR REVENUE STREAMS!