[VanDeKoik]

Looks like the militant wing of the Lollypop Guild.

[TigerLikesRooster]

LOL. This guy is addicted to being a star of his own movie. He is worse than his dad.

[headstamp 2]

[Kim Jong-Un today made his first public appearance in two weeks in front of a satellite image of Guam as he backed down on North Korea’s chilling missile threat. ]

Looks like a map to me.

[exit82]

1."We have no food, but look at these great hats!"

2.Gen. 1:"We have captured the enemies' map of our illustrious country"

Kimchee: "What does the dotted line represent?"

Gen. 2: "We are not sure, but is labelled "INCOMING" "

3.Kimchee: "Other countries have computer displays. Paper is the best you could do?"

[LostInBayport]

"Three Big Macs, a large box of McNuggets with sweet and sour sauce, two large orders of fries and three of those apple pies. And a jumbo Diet Coke. And get something for yourself too".

[xzins]

North Korea is a satellite of China. Nothing more, nothing less.

[spokeshave]

Why are those three guys in the funny hats holding some sheets of toilet paper...?

If they were holding a notepad at least one of them would have a pen in the other hand.

And fat boy looks a bit downcast.

[jeffc]

They have funny hats. Do they use compressed air to keep them inflated like that?

[Raycpa]

The generals look like they are candidates for nursing home.

[real saxophonist]

TV news always show footage of Kim reviewing troops. Those troops are all so skinny their uniforms can barely stay on, while Kim, his generals and cronies are all fat as hell.

[TigerLikesRooster]

[crusty old prospector]

Man on the left is quoting from "The Hunt for Red October." "You arrogant ass, you've killed us. The missiles are inbound parallel to this pointer."

[CitizenUSA]

The Norks have played this game for decades. I daresay it’s an act. They know they would be annihilated several times over if they launched nukes at Guam, the USA, or any of our allies. We’d pound them into dust.

The Norks do this because it paid off in the past. The more they stomped and pouted, the more likely the USA was to offer concessions, but Trump doesn’t appear to be willing to play.

I can’t really blame the North Koreans for giving it a shot (no pun intended). It worked in the past, and historically, it cost them little or nothing. It also has the side benefit of keeping their own citizens oppressed. A constant state of crisis and imminent war justifies all sorts of deprivations, like in the novel 1984.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

He’s hold a wooden pointer! I remember those...last saw one about 1980 or so.

[tumblindice]

"wring the windpipes" ........ Stop making my sides hurt you yellow devils! Wait a second, I'm yellow ...

[PGalt]

Dennis Rodman could do a better job in NoKo.

[butlerweave]

That’s a very nice straight line he has there ,LOL

[bert]

The officers ribbons are missing?

What does that mean?

[jughandle]

Dish-o-noodles on their hats...

[A_Former_Democrat]

Insane fat little blowhard coward