Posted on 08/15/2017 5:53:13 AM PDT by Helicondelta
Kim Jong-Un today made his first public appearance in two weeks in front of a satellite image of Guam as he backed down on North Korea's chilling missile threat.
But the leader, who was pictured in Pyongyang, vowed to 'wring the windpipes of the Yankees' if the US persists in its 'extremely dangerous reckless actions'.
The country offered a glimpse into plans to fire missiles near Guam as its leader was seen with a baton pointing at a map saying 'Strategic Force's Firing Strike Plan'.
Kim, who was pictured next to satellite imagery of Guam's Andersen Air Force Base, has backed down on his threat to launch four missiles at the US Pacific territory.
Instead, the leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea (DPRK) said that he would wait and watch the US's actions, the official KCNA news agency said.
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Dear leader, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
yea... but look at those chairs! I mean seriously... “Ma, grab the card table for the Thanksgiving dinner for the kids... oh grab those fold-up chairs too”
Good grief even Fat Boy is sitting in what accounts to a $5 chair... This stuff writes itself... Perhaps this is his equivalent off $1 General?
I KNEW I wasn’t wrong! LOL!
The jokes just write themselves! :)
I hadn’t noticed those chairs! Even the lowest rent banquet hall would have tossed those out ages ago.
What’s with the soufflé hats?
It’s hilarious. Look at the wear and tear on those things. There is literally rust and scratches galore. I believe these ARE the tossed chairs!!! Just can’t make this crap up.
Good thing dear leader is sitting so comfortably.
You do realize that if word gets back to little Kim that Americans are ridiculing his furniture, multiple executions of his staff, and possibly their families, are in order...
Luckily he has a million more to choose from.
I am reminded of the Ants and the Grasshoppers in a Bugs life... I don’t offer much sympathy for people not willing to fight. Frankly the people just need to be nudged.
Kim: What is this paper with the gibberish and funny shapes on it? ...and why do I have a stick in my hand? I’m so confused.
Did someone say he has gout ?
What’s he got against GUAM??
Wouldn’t Kim tip over the island if he went there?
Those photos are for internal consumption, also. Given that for many NorKs, breakfast consists of grass kimchee, they can’t show Kimmee young one sitting at a computer or video screen with a laser pointer. Number one, many NorKs would not know what they were. Others, who do know of that technology, would be upset that Kimmee has all kinds of fancy equipment whereas the eat tree bark kimchee morning and night.
The good news is that all kinds of videos of the West, especially S. Korea, are being smuggled into NorK. Word is spreading that the outside world is not in awe of NorK, not in awe of Kimmee young one. Many are realizing that the West is prosperous, NOT jealous of the ‘prosperity’ of NorK. As more and more NorKs realize the lies they have been fed, the chance of an internal uprising increases.
Those photos are for internal consumption, also. Given that for many NorKs, breakfast consists of grass kimchee, they can’t show Kimmee young one sitting at a computer or video screen with a laser pointer. Number one, many NorKs would not know what they were. Others, who do know of that technology, would be upset that Kimmee has all kinds of fancy equipment whereas the eat tree bark kimchee morning and night.
The good news is that all kinds of videos of the West, especially S. Korea, are being smuggled into NorK. Word is spreading that the outside world is not in awe of NorK, not in awe of Kimmee young one. Many are realizing that the West is prosperous, NOT jealous of the ‘prosperity’ of NorK. As more and more NorKs realize the lies they have been fed, the chance of an internal uprising increases.
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