She's cute, and she has spunk! Perhaps a bit high maintenance, but adorable. And she already has lot of tattoos, so you don't have to pay for too many more. Laz?
Posted on 08/02/2017 2:03:00 AM PDT by null and void
AUGUST 1--During a post-nuptial dispute, a Tennessee newlywed removed a 9mm pistol from beneath her wedding dress and pulled the trigger while pointing the weapon at her new husband, police charge.
Officers were summoned last week to a Murfreesboro motel where Kate Elizabeth Prichard, 25, and her spouse James Jarid Burton, 30, were squabbling only hours after exchanging vows.
When cops arrived at the Clarion Inn, Prichard--who was in her wedding dress--and Burton denied that anything was amiss. But interviews with witnessed contradicted the couple’s tale of marital bliss.
As described in a Murfreesboro Police Department report, Prichard and her spouse were engaged in an alcohol-fueled argument outside the motel. During the quarrel, cops allege, Prichard pulled out a handgun from her wedding dress and pointed the weapon at Burton’s head. Prichard pulled the trigger, but the gun did not discharge since it was unloaded.
Prichard then allegedly placed a round into the gun and fired a shot in the air, prompting those nearby to scatter.
Police recovered a spent shell outside the motel and found Prichard’s handgun in a motel bathroom (where she allegedly stashed the 9mm after the shooting).
Charged with aggravated domestic assault, Prichard was booked into the Rutherford County jail on the felony count. She was subsequently released from custody after posting $15,000 bond.
Prichard and Burton (who is known as “J-Rod”) are pictured above in happier times.
In advance of her marriage, Prichard last month got a pubic tattoo declaring “Property of J-Rod.” In a June 27 Facebook post, Prichard assured a friend that the tattoo did not hurt, adding, “Happiest I have been, finally get to be real.” In a photo caption accompanying a shot of Prichard's new ink, Burton noted, “Yes it's official. I love her crazy ass.”
Burton was arrested in 2015 for allegedly shooting a member of a rival motorcycle club in the foot during an argument inside a Clarksville clubhouse. Originally charged with aggravated assault, a felony, Burton subsequently pleaded guilty to a reduced count of reckless endangerment. (x pages)
It was all adding up till the math teacher was harmed. Then subtraction of water began to fall on lap
*shrug* there was the big test next week...
She's cute, and she has spunk! Perhaps a bit high maintenance, but adorable. And she already has lot of tattoos, so you don't have to pay for too many more. Laz?
Feisty
Not guilty, your honor.
Oh, the test ... missed that part ... Johnny must have been the math whiz?
At First I thought it was Woody Harrilson in Natural Born Killers
Falls into upper right corner of the matrix
I think she wiped it off for the ceremony
Exactly!
OMG that is hilarious
Dude better learn how to sleep with one eye open.
Prolly has numchucks in her pleasure hole.
Looks a little more like Larry the Cable Guy to me.
He loves her crazy ass, but the rest of her.. maybe not so much.
Give the groom some credit. Guaranteed NOT to be a Tranny. Given the "advances" of modern law and medicine, These days a guy can't be too careful.
Sort of reminds me of Beetljuice
On the upside, the made for TV movie is going to kill Megan Kelly in ratings.
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