Posted on 07/25/2017 6:11:23 PM PDT by Mafe
First off, let me explain to you the difference between the Kurds in Syria and the Kurds in Iraq. The Kurds in Iraq are truly good people and they are extremely tough fighters. I love the Kurds in Iraq. The ones in Syria? Not so much. They are communists. Guess which one has a brand spanking new LGBT fighting unit? You got it… the commies. They have formed to fight ISIS there, which is a good thing, except there are no ‘good’ guys here. Sigh.
The Queer Insurrection and Liberation Army, or TQILA is taking aim at the Jihadists. I’m sure they’ll have fantastic makeup and a fantastic gun. They either sound like my favorite drink Tequila, or they sound like Taqiyya, which would mean they are lying. I’m sure they were being clever. They are evidently fighting for the International Revolutionary People’s Guerrilla Forces. Terrorists, commies and anarchists, oh my.
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Where do we ship all of the Klinger dresses, the makeup, and the perfume to? Not to mention the high heels?
So just like the Abraham Lincoln Brigade in the Spanish Civil War?
“How do you shoot women, children, and trangendering!!?” “It’s easy! you just don’t lead them so much!” Oh look! One broke a heel! (Time for a Full Metal Jacket reboot. It will be FABULOUS!
Hit em with their purse, those things can be deadly!
They’ll scratch their eyes out.
“They hit Buddy! Come on, girls!”
Now!
"Squad! Camp it up!"
They are going to clean their carpet(s).
TEQUILA! The worm has turned! No seriously, the lesbo army and ISIS killing each other is a win-win.
TQILA. Really?
ISIS to succumb to thousands of swinging purses?
I’m rooting for both sides, with one man left standing.
Poisoned lipstick!
Grenades hidden in handbags that they let the ISIS gals steal (Gucci Bags, of course).
They should have called themselves “The Pink Panthers” or for just the women’s component, “The Pink Pussycats”.
I guess their favorite American singer if “PINK” and their American branch is “CODE PINK” (not even ISIS would want to be affiliated with Code Pink).
Favorite battlefield drink, “Pink Lemonade”.
Their own spies are known as the “Pink Finks”.
The men’s component could be named “The Lavender Lovers” or “Lavender Lugers”.
I just don’t want to see dead Unicorns and broken rainbows on the plains of Iraq.
They will circle jerk them to death
Reporter: So how did the battle go today?
TQILA spokesperson:Absolutely Fabulous!!!
You might want to start a ping list for this war footage. How about those DC twerkers... Go twerk, win!
If you have a problem.....if no one else can help....and, if you can find them, maybe you can hire..the Gay Team.
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