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To: LUV W

Oh...good.

I haven’t done one of these in a while.

I like cookies.

My Mom makes the best chocolate chip cookies.

Let’s see what it says.

“You Are An Idiot

You should stick Snickerdoodles up your snoz. The Keebler elf wants to kick you in the shins. Fig Newtons could give a fig about you. Oreos don’t want to dunk you, they want to water board you! The elephants in the animal cookies want to press your face into cookie dough to make baboon cookies.”

That seems kind of harsh.

Figures.

It’s been one of those days.


9 posted on 07/18/2017 6:12:23 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

My! What savage cookies! They’re supposed to comfort us! LOL!

Thanks for playing...I’ve missed ya, Eeyore!


16 posted on 07/18/2017 6:17:09 PM PDT by luvie (Our troops are the best of the best and we should honor them EVERY day!)
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To: blueunicorn6

Dang ol gorilla cookies!


32 posted on 07/18/2017 7:17:32 PM PDT by mylife (the roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: blueunicorn6
Let’s see what it says. “You Are An Idiot You should stick Snickerdoodles up your snoz. The Keebler elf wants to kick you in the shins. Fig Newtons could give a fig about you. Oreos don’t want to dunk you, they want to water board you! The elephants in the animal cookies want to press your face into cookie dough to make baboon cookies.”

LOL

66 posted on 07/19/2017 5:01:29 AM PDT by beachn4fun ("Being American means being free. That's why they're proud." - Tony Blair 7/17/03)
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