Man...! I’m glad I was not on that flight from hell! Hell, My eyes water up when the kid in front of me just rips an sbd after eating peanuts!
“Man...! Im glad I was not on that flight from hell! Hell, My eyes water up when the kid in front of me just rips an sbd after eating peanuts!”
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LOL!
Be glad you’re not married to my husband. ;)
(if you’re reading this, sorry, Honey. Couldn’t resist...)
When I’m in a bar I MIGHT let one slip out. Whenever anyone asks “did you just fart?” I always say “ No, I always smell this way at 11:00 (whatever time it is)”. Exasparates the hell out of them.