Reminds me of the scene from “Tommy Boy” for some reason:
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of s***. That’s all it is, isn’t it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer’s sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
If California was still part of Mexico, Mexicans would be streaming into Oregon to escape the corruption, violence and grinding poverty