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First class is just not what it used to be.
1 posted on 07/07/2017 8:59:25 PM PDT by NRx
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To: NRx

There’s no way for a person to open a door while a plane is pressurized in flight. Even hopped up on coke or whatever.

Shoulda just for kicks let him wear himself out, videotaped the entire thing, then beat the crap out of him.


2 posted on 07/07/2017 9:05:59 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: NRx

The first bottle wasn’t enough? What was he on, bath salts?


3 posted on 07/07/2017 9:09:14 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: NRx

Apparently, he just needed a couple bottles of wine and some decompression time.


7 posted on 07/07/2017 9:28:28 PM PDT by Malcolm Reynolds
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Too bad he failed at letting himself exit the plane.


9 posted on 07/07/2017 9:30:09 PM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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Didnt they do this on episode of CSI...?

Got off lucky, year before 911, on Southwest Airlines,
couple of passengers sat on disturbed individual causing
suffocation...


14 posted on 07/07/2017 9:33:01 PM PDT by njslim
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I like that the punk shouted, “Don’t you know who I am!” while he was traveling on a Delta employee family pass for the last time in his young life.


19 posted on 07/07/2017 9:44:42 PM PDT by NautiNurse (Tear down the Mexican Carrier plant and use the materials to build the wall)
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To: NRx

A 23 year old in first class?

Lets make some logical guesses.
I’ll say a trustifarian, and agree with the bath salts mentioned above.


20 posted on 07/07/2017 9:49:42 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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Sometimes you just wish you were there. 15 times over the head and 20 times in the goobers before your hog-tied and thrown in the back.

Yes, I know who you are. Now you know me.


21 posted on 07/07/2017 10:01:10 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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The Airplane franchise is begging for another sequel.


22 posted on 07/07/2017 11:21:14 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: NRx

Canada will pay him 8 million Canadian dollars.


26 posted on 07/08/2017 12:55:01 AM PDT by Fhios (We're at the mercy of the SUV generation.)
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To: NRx

This sort of thing is why I now keep a couple of HVAC flex duct straps in my carry on backpack. Think giant zip ties.


29 posted on 07/08/2017 2:50:50 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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What 23 year old can afford Seattle to Beijing in first class?


33 posted on 07/08/2017 5:39:38 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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“I tried to choke him and he threw me off like a rag doll.”
The problem we have in this country is people have forgotten/don’t know how to hurt someone.BADLY.
Don’t try to choke hime,PUNCH him in the throat.Jam your fingers directly into his eyes.Do I need to continue?


39 posted on 07/08/2017 6:57:00 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (anything worth doing is worth overdoing,moderation is for cowards)
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Where is the Air Marshal or did B. Hussein do away with that as well on direct orders from his Muzzie Bro commanders?


42 posted on 07/08/2017 9:27:14 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Trump: Greatest POTUS of all time solely for preventing Satan from taking office.)
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“...They broke two bottles of wine on his head....”

Damn... the Merlot sneaks up on you and hurts like HELL...


46 posted on 07/08/2017 2:18:09 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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“First class is just not what it used to be.”

May want to consider “upgrading” to coach.


52 posted on 07/09/2017 8:06:42 AM PDT by Amish with an attitude
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To: NRx

Evidently they missed the training.
It’s smash, stab, and then slice.
Sheesh, two bottles.....


55 posted on 07/09/2017 9:26:21 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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