Ewwwww! Phrasing folks. Kinda like talking about probing hildabeast. Not a pretty brain image. Now probing loretta. Get back loretta.
That reminds me of the time a Vegas brothel was foreclosed by the IRS. The gubmint now “owned” a staff of, er, ah, ummm, ladies. El Rushbo quipped that it was unsure whether the ladies required pelvic exams; but Ted Kennedy was “looking into it.” Picture THAT, if you can stomach it.