[DoodleDawg]

"What I'd like to do is legalize inexpensive insurance, and you should be able to get insurance for $1 a day. I mean, you really should," Paul said on MSNBC's "Morning Joe.

Which would cover what?

[DIRTYSECRET]

$1 a day for a finger up the ass once a year. My doctor is female. Their fingers are smaller.