...nah! That's too quick and merciful. Crushing his testes against a concrete floor with a sledge-hammer is no good either, he'll just pass out.
Burn his hands off with a blow-torch? Now that has some promise... especially with a spinal. He'd see and smell everything, and the horror would be mind-numbing for him, but he'd remain conscious and not feel anything until the spinal was removed...
...I do hope the President is still monitoring FR. I'll volunteer to be re-commissioned if he'll give me the Op.
You know my number, Mr. President.
You’re good. :)
If I wanted to make it quick. I’d use the fat little boys method of strapping him to the muzzle of an anti aircraft gun. But that is too easy on the little $h!t.
A century ago Asians had a technique called the death of a thousand cuts. The victim was doped up (morphine?) in a waking state so he wouldn’t pass out from shock while bits and pieces were slowly cut away.
Who knows, but Lil’ Kim may have used it against his enemies already.