[Lurkinanloomin]

Ted’s not good at group hugs, he elbowed his wife in the face last time he tried.

[Songcraft]

"Ted’s not good at group hugs, he elbowed his wife in the face last time he tried."

You're right, Ted punched his wife in the nose, then elbowed her eye. (You can't really tell from this picture, but Ted may have stomped on her foot, and kneed her in the groin too, just prior to this recorded action. She was still standing though...)