What next? The USS Gus Hall? The USS Charles Manson, how about the USS Mumia abu Jamal. Or the USS Julius and Ethel Rosenberg? Oh, hell why not the USS Reality Winner? Better keep my big mouth shut or they’ll get other stupid ideas.
The “USS Female Genital Mutilation” just rolls off the tongue!
How about the “USNS Corn Felcher”. As you know, a USNS ship services other ships.