[dsrtsage]

"If you add up the Absolute Value of the IQs of all the attendees in this conference it would still be negative.

Fixed

[thulldud]

"If you add up the Absolute Value of the IQs of all the attendees in this conference it would still be negative."

A negative absolute value would truly be a "transformative" concept that would "counterpoint the underlying metaphor" of...whatever the conference was about.

I'd rather spend a weekend reciting Vogon poetry.