[Ann Archy]

OMG!! She is a SLUT!

[forgotten man]

Yes, but she is a high class slut.

[bar sin·is·ter]

Be a NEWS SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a NEWS SLUT
Hey, you’ll love it!
Be a NEWS SLUT
It’s a way of life
I ain’t gonna squash it
And you don’t need to wash it!
NEWS SLUT
Hey, I’ll buy you a pizza
NEWS SLUT
Of course I’ll introduce you to Vladimir
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you