There ain’t enough beer in the world to even make me contemplate doing that, even if it is a cardboard likeness.
Hey, I took one of those life-size posters to my brother’s ranch near Hillsborough and we put it in front of an unlit bonfire. A couple of guys asked if they could have some fun. They each took pictures of them aiming their pistols just right. Then we lit the bonfire. First she smoked, then she bent over facing us and then she burst into flames. It was hillarious.