Blue whales evolved into giants when ‘climate change turned them into binge eaters’

The Sun ^ | May 24, 2017 | By Jasper Hamill

[justa-hairyape]

Wrong as usual. The planet has been cooling for the past 3,000 years.

[blueplum]

why didn’t humans become giants, then? or hummingbirds? or ants?

[Red Badger]

That’ll just put me in the doldrums................

[oldasrocks]

Does this theory explain the WIDE LOADS we see cruising through Walmart on scooters?

[BlueDragon]

Climate Change is an all powerful cult religion.

There is nothing its gods can not do.

Science Denier! Science Denier! (everything that is bad is your fault -- you should be made to wear a Big Fat yellow star on all your clothing so everyone will KNOW what you ARE, and not be allowed to come out at night! - or else!)

[PROCON]

[BlueDragon]

Head for the Sargasso Sea & veg out for a while.

Imagine the gaseous farts from all that seaweed...

Eureka! Bermuda Triangle Mystery solved! (it's a whale of a windbaggery tail)

[Red Badger]

Pretty much...............

[TigersEye]

...– the only way that you can explain baleen whales becoming the giants they are today is if something changed in the recent past ...

It's true. Back in the days of whaling, in Melville's day, whales were actually no bigger than a good sized trout. That's the real reason it took them as long as three years to fill the holds with whale oil.

[Trillian]

Climate bullsh!t, is there anything it can’t do?

[vpintheak]

LOL. So they are whales, and they ADAPTED to their environment. Just like anything else does; and has done since creation.

[exit82]

Somebody tell Jonah.

[A Navy Vet]

""With these rapid changes, does the ocean have the capacity to sustain several billion people and the world's largest whales?"

Bottom line: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE WHALES ARE (supposedly) BIGGER THAN EVER SO AS NOT TO LEAVE ROOM FOR HUMANS! Last I checked, whales live in the oceans and humans live on land. Are they going to evolve so as to create a whale tsunami that crushes our coastal cities? Solution: go whale hunting or ignore the latest anti-human screed from pseudo-scientists.

We were all gonna die from the following scientific theories:
1. Alternating current will kill if used for industry;
2. Direct current is the future;
3. Surviving the coming Ice Age;
4. Nature v Nurture (young boys and girls are the same);
5. Alcar will kill us all if you eat apples;
6. The disappearing ozone layer is the end;
7. Billions will die from the Population Explosion;
8. Black holes are real;
9. Black holes are theory and unproven;
10.Human caused global warming will eliminate the artic ice by 2010;
11.A new Ice Age may be approaching;

Feel free to add any unproven hypothesis by the experts.

[elcid1970]

LOL!

[rjsimmon]

So THAT’S why I’ve been gaining weight lately..................Does this weather make me look fat?...............

No, but according to these brainiacs, you will be a 25' giant in no time.

[SMARTY]

Ha! When I was little we read Grimms Brothers fairy tales... and Hans Christian Anderson stories...

Much more interesting but not NEARLY as fantastic

[Sasparilla]

....With these rapid changes, does the ocean have the capacity to sustain several billion people and the world’s largest whales?..

Yes, unless we are hit by a big asteroid, Yellowstone erupts, space aliens invade, or Democrats win lots of elections./s

[Red Badger]

Horizontally or vertically?.................

[Governor Dinwiddie]

These folks can pull anything out of their arse. Anything. Honestly, this is way beyond differences of political opinion. This is truly delusional, insanity. They answer the unknowable with hubris and fantasies.

[dp0622]

That’s my reason too.

Global warming.

Not KFC.