[captain_dave]

I doubt the problem is a short attention span as much as it is his ability to quickly understand situations and, perhaps, impatience with time wasting fools.

[skimbell]

You're right.

They're all jumpy because for all intents and purposes, their boss is stopping by.

If Trump decides to dump NATO, these azz-wipes are out of their kush gigs and on the street looking for honest work.