[lacrew]

A local contractor recently told me that 1 out of 4 people he hires turns out to have zero interest in employment, and from day 1 is trying to build a workman's comp claim....

...for a bad back

...and of course they'll need pain pills for that

Just in case anyone was wondering why a habitual drug user would apply for these jobs operating equipment.

[mykroar]

We’ve had several at our corporation that are on STD damn near the week they start.