A guy walks up to the gates of The White House and tells the guard, "I'd like to see President Obama, please."
The guard says, "Sorry, sir, Obama isn't President anymore."
The next day the same guy walks up to the gates of The White House and tells the guard, "I'd like to see President Obama, please."
The guard says, "Sir, I told you yesterday that Obama isn't President anymore."
The guys says, "I know. I just like hearing you say that."
I had heard it, but it was fun hearing it again. Thanks!