LOL...all I could think of is him becoming a gardener and hoping he could visit my front yard. The spring rains have produced a bumper crop of weeds.
Oh..."Weed" = dope. Cancel the contract.
Just for once I would like a Libertarian to say "Yes, I want pot legalized. But it is about fiftieth on the list of rights that need to be protected from the federal government, not number one. And you're an idiot for wanting to get stoned."