Here’s some of the best slogan suggestions:
We’ll Treat You Like a King...Rodney King.
Not Enough Seating? Time For A Beating!
If We Overbook, You’ll Catch A Right Hook.
The Good News: We’re Serving Free Meals Again!
The Bad News: It’s A Knuckle Sandwich.
If You Don’t Give Up Your Seat, You’ll Get A Special Treat.
We’ll Seat You. Then We’ll Beat You.
Voucher, or Oucher??
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