[Leaning Right]

Here’s some of the best slogan suggestions:

We’ll Treat You Like a King...Rodney King.

Not Enough Seating? Time For A Beating!

If We Overbook, You’ll Catch A Right Hook.

The Good News: We’re Serving Free Meals Again!
The Bad News: It’s A Knuckle Sandwich.

If You Don’t Give Up Your Seat, You’ll Get A Special Treat.

We’ll Seat You. Then We’ll Beat You.

[Yaelle]

Voucher, or Oucher??

[Freemeorkillme]

United looking for volunteers

[blueyon]

your post is too funny hahahahaha