Next time he goes over there, someone cancel his credit cards.
Then make sure he isn’t allowed on military aircraft.
Fixed!
When he takes a shower, someone get his passport.
Then every U. S. Citizen should start addressing him as Mohamed Hussein Abdullah Nimrod.
McCain? Never heard of him. Watch this guy though. He’s a real shady character. He’s on the no-fly list.
Change his ringtone to Rockin’ the Casbah.