Of course, it’s not into any of Stanford’s real college (e.g. STEM) classes.
That clown wouldn’t qualify as a janitor in the physics building.
With a degree in Social Justice Studies or African American studies, janitor might be reaching too high. Then again, at least a small fraction of these Social Justice Warriors do manage to crawl their way into relatively high paid jobs in PR or politics, where flinging BS is the only required skill.
Probably also getting a full-ride “scholarship”.