Dang, I had one of those when I was a kid. All the kids on the block would get together after Christmas to show off their new toy guns and play Army.
And just look at the damage that playing with toy guns as a kid has done to you. I’m guessing you shoot 2 or 3 people a week over parking spaces? Am I right? Even worse, you probably support the NRA and vote Republican. Maybe Stalin had it right all the time, and we need to ban the things because they’re a danger to government.