Is There Anything Climate Change Can’t Do?

americanthinker.com ^ | 3/29/2017 | Brian C. Joondeph

[rktman]

We are treated daily with news stories of all the things President Trump can do. Trump causes terror attacks. Trump causes nightmares, insomnia, and eating binges. Trump caused Babs Streisand to gain weight. Trump is omnipotent. Yet he has competition. Not Obama. Not the deep state. Instead, global warming, now known as climate change, is the new supervillain on the block.

According to the victim of a real election hack, Bernie Sanders, climate changes causes terrorism. Just like President Trump. Climate change also leads to severe weather -- heat, cold, rain, snow, floods, and droughts -- you name it. How long until sunrise and sunset are blamed on climate change? Or the changing seasons?

Just when you thought the climate change superhero could do it all, it outdid itself by causing Brexit and diabetes.

Global warming oracle Al Gore recently spoke at an event where he announced the long-anticipated sequel to his 2006 blockbuster hit, An Inconvenient Truth. The same movie that predicted environmental apocalypse within ten years, meaning 2016, which as of 2017 has yet to occur. Perhaps his new movie will bump the doomsday clock out a few more years to a more convenient “point of no return”, say 2020 when Trump will be running for reelection.

[rktman]

WOW! It certainly helped fill manbearpigs bank account. To listen to the dems yesterday after the EO signing, we should all know that when Manhattan is under water within the next 3 or 4 weeks, the blame will lay squarely on President Trump's lap. Deregulating the YUGE epa over-reach will lead us directly into some sort of science fiction apocalyptic hell before the year is out. Uh, even if that were to happen, when it's all said and done, mother erf, gaia if you prefer, will shake of humankind like a bunch of dead fleas. For the ecowankers out there..... You know what you need to do to save the erf. Paging Dr. Kevorkian.

[Paul46360]

It CAN'T GROW balls on RINO's.
But can cut them off.

[trad_anglican]

Just one thing it can’t do: make accurate predictions about climate.

[jazminerose]

Only environmentalism and Islam are trying to bully us into taking a giant leap backwards in evolution.

The Amish (real ones) resist mankind’s advancements, but they don’t try to force it on the rest of us. Only environmentalists and muslims do that. They want us to take action that runs completely counter to evolution. And they’re fully prepared to kill or die for the cause.

[carolinablonde]

Everything is the result of climate change and climate change is caused by everything. It’s the perfect circle of logic.

[JudgemAll]

Some guy was blaming a weak wheat harvest in Russia thus no wheat for Syria for the Syrian muslim spring...

But Islam and dictatorial policies of Assad have nothing to do with it. Israel is exporting food fine, thank you...

[publius911]

Is There Anything Climate Change Can’t Do?

Yes.

GO AWAY!
As an imbecility.

[ifinnegan]

Climate Change is God.