Posted on 03/15/2017 5:12:46 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
See, if women use this, there are no baby parts for Klanned Barrenhood to sell.
Well, I guess it *would* depend on whether the phone was set to ring or...
well, you know.
"Call me again, Harold!"
I thought some one created an ap that flashed pictures of Phillis Diller and rosy O’Donnell for the men and “Marlyn” Manson and Lyle lovit for the women. make it so no one wants to have sex.
One thing I do like is that it is not being marketed to just Catholics. I don’t think it is healthy for women to be taking drugs for a significant part of their lives.
It's actually a plot. Couples who use NFP think about babies a lot, because of all the info-collecting. The result is that they have more babies than other people. They're just more happy about it, and rarely surprised.
It's a sneaky, pro-Western fertility device.
So she updated the ancient “rhythm method.”
The only way her app would be 100% effective is if the woman clasped her smartphone between her knees (old aspirin tablet joke for us old-timers here).
“awaiting approval by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration”
Yep.
That sure seems like something that the federal government has legal constitutional authorization over.
I wonder what the founding fathers would say about this?
The pill is the least effective. That means in 5 years you WILL have a baby.
10 years.
Then I’m all for it!
If used for this purpose I take back my sarcastic comment.
Want to get pregnant? The app tells you exactly when you should call hubby home for hubba hubba.
Pretty cool.
Ah, yes. Sadocontraception.
For decades, women have counseled - urged - pressured - marketed to put powerful but unnatural hormones into their bodies that I wouldn’t put in my compost pile.
Nothing new I’ve used an app for that for 5 years....and before that? Paper and pen!!! Both equally effective:)
You get the gold star, SamuraiScot.
Ya done figured it out.
Or if the husband kept his schlong in a sock...
I noticed that, too.
There ARE other fertility detection apps out there, though. I don’t think the FDA is saying you can’t market it without their approval. But their approval would help, e.g. might pave the way for insurance to cover it.
...if you’re both normally fertile to begin with and you have regular intercourse.
It seems the moderator doesn’t either.
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