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To: brucedickinson

Why can’t candlesticks flirt with anything they want? We do realize candlesticks are inanimate. How can they be straight or gay?

10 posted on 03/14/2017 11:09:30 AM PDT by Yaelle

To: Yaelle

Umm, candlesticks count as a sex aid to a poo-pounder.

18 posted on 03/14/2017 11:15:24 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan

To: Yaelle

Did I say poo-pounder?

I meant turd burglar.

20 posted on 03/14/2017 11:16:17 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan

To: Yaelle

Nix turd burglar.

I really meant butt pirate.

Garrrr!

21 posted on 03/14/2017 11:17:36 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan

To: Yaelle

it is a human in a cursed form.

29 posted on 03/14/2017 11:21:47 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)

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