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To: DoughtyOne

11 posted on 03/08/2017 7:50:27 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: Jane Long

Cute, but if you'll notice after doing that for a while, you lose control of your thumbs for life, and the expression on your face is frozen for weeks. Strangely enough a mustache appears where there was none, and you can't remember what you did with your soccer ball.

You wife generally likes it, because you become incapable of answering with a nod of your head back and forth. Only nods of approval are easily accomplished.

Dear, can I spend $3,000 dollars on a new wardrobe?
Can I get an electric dog washer?
Can I go sign the lease on that new van?
Can my mom come live with us for the rest of her life and boss you around every day?

Thank you honey. You're the best...

13 posted on 03/08/2017 7:57:43 PM PST by DoughtyOne (NeverTrump, a movement that was revealed to be a movement. Thank heaven we flushed!)
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