Not great. They’re bottom feeders.
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Simple. Eat the current critters and replace government with these pests. I see it as a win win. At least the minority leader of the house... the new mrs carp face will be able to move her brow.
Someone has to like them, they escaped from a commercial fish farm in a flood.
Fromwhat I've been told, they are filter feeders, feeding off of plankton-like organisms and minute vegetation.
I've tried it, it wasn't bad. Comparable to tilapia in a way...
Not that I like tilapia all that much, but then again I spent the greater part of my adult life as a commercial fisherman and so used to be spoiled, being able to sample some of the best, nice and fresh.
Even better. Peddle them as 100% organic and artisan grown, pre-moistened, and charge $175/lb., limited to a single shop on the Upper West Side.
The trick to cooking them is to nail them to a cedar plank, skinned, hand rubbed with cumin, oregano, stone ground pepper, roasted over a slow flame and basted with clarified butter.
Then, take off the fish, throw it away, and eat the plank...
Feed them to the democrats — they’re also bottom feeders.