Posted on 03/04/2017 1:05:28 AM PST by BlackVeil
Identified only as "Joji", the 50-year-old Japanese man was buried alive under his beloved X-rated content.
Whether he suffocated or suffered a heart attack remains to be established by the coroner, however it was noted that his eyes had popped out of his head. ...
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Big bottom girls...
In other news, a fifty-year old man died doing what he loved. The only fly in the his ointment was that someone who liked real women more than porn was schtuping his wife.
WMarshal, it has been mu observation that men that have hug porn collections don’t have women in their lives usually. Much less a wife.
Debbie does in Dallas
I would have to agree that your statement is mostly true. However don’t forget the man that married a beast for money LOL!
Unintentional wisdom--LOL
It took six months for them to discover him. I'm guessing most of those months passed with nobody noticing that he was absent from life.
They say computer porn is dangerous - but not as dangerous as 6 tons of porno mags!
Hmm - I wonder if any deaths have been caused by sex robots over there? Japan has some weird stuff. I know I've read of toys killing people, and then the suffocation thing. I recall one article (no doubt on FR) where a couple stuck a toy onto the man's recriprical saw to get the rapid back and forth action. Of course the saw quickly sliced through the rubber toy and into the woman. YEOWCH!
That moment when you’re finally lying underneath Miss January and Miss February and Miss March ... and you just can’t breathe.
That's a lot of porn
You’ve never seen porn that made your eyes pop out of your head?
I've seen some sex robots on video and they had that "uncanny valley" creepiness; close enough to appearing human that the still obvious differences creep people out. Not sure they will be as popular as regular sex toys.
Darwin Award winner for 2017
You’ve never seen porn that made your eyes pop out of your head?
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His mother always told him that if he kept doing it, he’d go blind.
I am a bad, bad person. I’m going to put myself in time out now.
Alas, he died as he lived.
Cause of death: A wet dream avalanche.
Joji is the English name George or Georgey.
I’d bet $10 he hasn’t touch a woman in a while.
Poor fella. RIP.
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