No kidding...no one would actually buy such crap.
What would be the point?
There are a couple of dozen books, all documented and unchallenged, and painfully descriptive of the 'Movin Up' Chicago thug couple.
Who wants to read fiction, like Omugabe is actually Kunta Kinte's Great-great-great-etc Grandson? And the First Saquatch is a far descendant of Lucy from the Afar Triangle of Ethiopia... also of royal blood.