Fabricating Chelsea Clinton (the contrived campaign to make Chelsea Clinton a thing)

Commentary Magazine ^ | 2/27/2017 | Noah Rothman

[TomGuy]

Chelsea is sort of like Caroline. Both have the famous last name, but neither seemed to inherit the pizzaz or charisma or personality that would lend itself to them pursuing a political career.

[Slyfox]

When she learns she was just a beard for her pedaphile parents she’ll be devastated

Word is that just after Hitlary gave birth to Chelsea a friend was visiting at the hospital and Hitlary asked her, "So, how long am I going to have to stay home with this thing?"

[pabianice]

Please. The Clinton Crime Syndicate is worth over $300 million. Her dad-in-law is worth another several billion. Not enough money?

[Gaffer]

Yes, agree..... but the Clintons ALWAYs get other people to spend money on their campaigns. They don’t self-finance sh!t for campaigns. You know that. Bribe money for campaigns in exchange for promises from power. There is no government power behind any of them now.

Dad-in-law? He couldn’t even save his own son’s ass (reputation) in his hedge fund debacle. They’re not willing to spend their own money.

[itsahoot]

Chelsea is very jealous of Ivanka, with good reason.

I guess you didn't know they were good friends?

[Doogle]

She does

[RightGeek]

[BestPresidentEver]

I will donate money to her campaign. You go, girl.

[Chode]

prolly her mothers

[Chode]

example of a blivet