[tuffydoodle]

All she had to do was say she identifies as a man and taken steroids. See the texas wrestler that just won the state title.

[ReaganGeneration2]

Actually the Harvard grad food blogger Millennial Poster Child simply needs to say she's a minority (lesbian?, Asian) and seeking to make up for her lack of white-privilege.

Just tweet or protest-chant "Two miles and a medal for 400 years of hatred!" and all is forgiven by the Secular Left. You can resume your worldly heaven, blogging about food for HuffPo.