Use reverse psychology and MARKET IT TO THEM! The package will include comprehensive pre-marriage counseling and indoctrination into the tenets of Christian philosophy as a mandatory part of the services. They’ll run, screaming.
Not at our church. No rental of facilities and for a wedding, the couple would have to be members. They wouldn’t be accepted.
As i've said so many times about the "cake" issue, "this isn't about cake."
This is about forcing people to defile their houses of worship with an abomination. They will agree to whatever "counseling" crap you throw at them so long as they get to defile your house of worship.
This is about forcing Christians to comply with Homosexual normalization. They will jump through whatever hoops you throw in their way so long as in the end they force Christians to allow their perverted ceremonies in their houses of Worship.
BRILLANT!!!
Perfect!!!